When I check my symptoms on WebMD


period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.

when someone i just met asks me to take a picture with them


syndromed:

the upside about not having friends is that you can lose your phone for days and it makes no difference

(via toxicglow)



thegirlnextdooritis:

I DO THIS IF I EVER BAKE CUPCAKES OR ANYTHING OMFG

thegirlnextdooritis:

I DO THIS IF I EVER BAKE CUPCAKES OR ANYTHING OMFG


When you walk by those girls who talk shit about you


justholdon-evenwhenthemusicsgone:

onawishing-star:

oh my god

I had to go listen to the song bc of this…

justholdon-evenwhenthemusicsgone:

onawishing-star:

oh my god

I had to go listen to the song bc of this…

(via meetmeinnashville)


theehendercock:

my-threepatchproblem:

shepherdoftheforest:

jenadirectioner:

Rule 3 of Tumblr: When you see this post, you ALWAYS reblog.

Literally the best thing I’ve ever reblogged. I love this video so much. I can’t even.

HOW COME I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE IN MY LIFE

I NEED MEDICAL ASSISTANCE

FOREVER REBLOG

It’s a Monday.

(via sunwillcomeouttomorrow)